I'm Physically Allergic to Fake Metal Jewelry

I don't ask for much at all- I'm taken care of by the 'rents.

I don't want your jewelry.

I don't want your money spent on material things I have and don't use already.

I want you to spend it on a good time.

Buy weed.

Buy alcohol.

Buy a vacation.

Buy an adventure.

And then invite me.

That's all I ask for.