- I don't hold doors
- I don't say excuse me
- You cover your nose when you walk around the city. I breathe it in as if it was my last.
- I hate tourists.
thinkam better than you
- My walk is a run
- I get on the subway because I have to
- The subway is my car
- I know all the hobos in Grand Central
- I'm not rude, I'm honest
- Your bag is fake. I can tell.
- Yes, I did just cut you in line
- Waiting is not an option
- I'm loud
- I can run through Central Park with my eyes closed
- I've actually been to Upstate New York
- I love coffee, bagels, and pretzels
- I'm tougher than you
- Don't call it the "Big Apple". I'll punch you
- Nothing beats good ol' New York
Sunday, July 3, 2011
by Alex at 12:23 AM