Couldn't You Tell I'm From New York?

1. I don't hold doors
2. I don't say excuse me
3. You cover your nose when you walk around the city. I breathe it in as if it was my last.
4. I hate tourists.
5. I think am better than you
6. My walk is a run
7. I get on the subway because I have to
8. The subway is my car
9. I know all the hobos in Grand Central
10. I'm not rude, I'm honest
11. Your bag is fake. I can tell.
12. Yes, I did just cut you in line
13. Waiting is not an option
14. I'm loud
15. I can run through Central Park with my eyes closed
16. I've actually been to Upstate New York
17. I love coffee, bagels, and pretzels
18. I'm tougher than you
19. Don't call it the "Big Apple". I'll punch you
20. Nothing beats good ol' New York